Four Man Heat 2

Tonight I saw a large group of rowdy young men—some white, some yellow, some brown—marching down Granville Street, and chanting:

“U-S-A! The U.S. is fuckin’ gay!”

Ah, doesn’t it warm your heart to see Canadians of all ethnicities brought together by their shared homophobic anti-Americanism?

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Did I just see event results for “Four Man Heat 2” scroll by on the CTV Olympics ticker?

Wow, I had no idea there are gay porn events at the Winter Olympics. And how did I miss “Four Man Heat 1”?

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Good to see some queer representation at these Olympics. Don’t you think it’s strange that gay and lesbian Olympians so rarely come out of the closet, even though the biathletes are treated with nothing but respect?

Bada-boom!