Why I have a lot of respect for John Douglas.

So I’m researching foreskins on the Internet—as I frequently do in my spare time, for reasons that may become clearer if you visit my I ♥ MY FORESKIN web site—and I run across this photo demonstrating a classic foreskin trick, piss ballooning.
I’m impressed with this photo for three reasons. First, I’m impressed that the photographer was able to simultaneously pinch his rampantly piss-ballooned foreskin completely shut with one hand and take a photo with the other. Believe me, I’ve attempted this myself on numerous occasions, and suffice to say the results were unworthy of you, my esteemed audience.

Second, I’m impressed with the tasteful tile shower floor background. Well done.

And third, and most importantly, I’m impressed that John Douglas is so prominently credited under the caption. Most people would not want their name so closely associated with the concept of trapping urine inside one’s pinched-shut foreskin until it inevitably bursts forth in an explosive gush of hot yellow, but John Douglas is not afraid to forever link himself—and every other John Douglas—with this enjoyable boyhood pastime of the uncircumcised.

Piss Ballooning. Picture by John Douglas.

Verily, to my jaded thirty-something ears that is almost poetry. And I instinctively know this John Douglas is the sort of man I would call... friend.

Thank you for your courage, John Douglas. Soon I will follow in your footsteps.

The Multiple Foregasm. Video by Glen Callender.

Coming soon.

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