Un-snubbing Toews

Sadly, it appears Dan Savage won’t be needing my definition of “toews” after all:

CONFIDENTIAL TO CANADA: Apparently, a hockey team of yours recently triumphed over some other nation’s hockey team, and one of the stars of your hockey team—the guy who scored Canada’s first goal in the final and all-important match—has the same last name as Vic Toews. So out of respect for Jonathan Toews—and Canadian author Miriam Toews—we will not be redefining Toews. Maybe we could redefine “Jason Kenney” instead?

Hrmph.